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AmericaXReader - Cheeseburgers    "WHAT IN THE NAME OF SUPERNATURAL ARE YOU DOING?!"
    "__________! U-uh, calm down!"
    "CALM DOWN?!"
    "LADY. CHILLAX, BROSKI."
    ". . . ."
    "I just made a terrible mistake didn't I?"
    "I'm going to murder you, Alfred F. Jones."
    "Can I finish this?"
    "ALFRED!"
    "IT'S MY LIFE, DUDE!"
    "Building a mini-statue of Liberty out of CHEESEBURGERS. IS YOUR LIFE?!"
    "You don't understand!"
    "I understand well enough, America!"
    "Why won't you let me live my life~~~" He started to fake-sob.
    ". . ."
    ". . ."
    "Why do I put up with you again?"
 
    "Because you love me~~~."
    ". . ."
    "You know you do, baby!"
    "When I dig your
GermanyXReader - Chocolate   "I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY. AND SOON." You yelled.
   "________. . . calm down, please." Ludwig replied.
 
   "HOW CAN I FU--. . .How can I fudging calm down?!"
   "Zhere has to be a logical reason for zhis, ______. We don't need to kill anybody."
   "Oh no, Ludwig. He's going to die, and I'll make sure to make it slow and painful."
 
   "________. . .we can't do zhat."
   "Why the hell not?!"
   "That's, totally like, 50 cents, ______." Felix chipped holding up the 'Swear Jar'.
   "Here, this should cover my conversation, Felix." You threw $50 in the jar.
   "Okay!"
   "We can always get more of zhis, _______."
   "NO!"
   "JA!"
   "He stole it, Ludwig!"
 
   "It isn't zhat important, _______!"
 
   "DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF IT THAT WAY. IT. HAS. FEELINGS."
   "Nein. . . you can't kill
CanadaXReader - Pancakes    "Mattie~~it's three in the bloody morning, what are you doing." You said, sleepily.
    "Making pancakes!"
    "It's three. In. The. MORNING."
    "Start early in the morning, you get more accomplished in the day."
    "Haha, like passing out in public because my boyfriend kept me up all night and not in a wrong way either. And if your perverted french kicks in, I'm kicking where the sun don't shine."
     "W-well, don't you s-sound wide a-awake."
     "Kumajirou woke me up, and the extreme loss of heat in the bed also."
     "Well, have some pancakes!"
     "I'm not hungry."
     "Eat some pancakes, it'll wake you up."
     "You know what will wake me up, the smell of burning food. Because that will happen to those damn pancakes, if I don't get my heat buddy back."
    
ScotlandXReader - Beer    "Allistor, how many beers have you had?"
    "I thought *hic* ye was keepin' track!"
    "You're drunk, so stop drinking."
    "I'm bloody fine, lass!"
    "Five minutes, before you pass out."
    "What ye say?"
    "Nothing."
    "Give me a another beer, would ye?"
    "Four minutes."
    "Are ye *hic* listening to me?"
    "No more beers, Allistor."
    "Why not?!"
    "Unless you want me to cut your tongue out, burn it, and then take all of the beer out of the house and give it to Ireland. Then . . STOP. DRINKING."
    "Ye ain't giving that wanker nothing!"
    "Try me."
    "I will, ye bloody woman. . "
    "One minute."
    "I *hic* swear that you've *hic* been on my case all night."
Nutella England x Reader"What?!" you shouted almost falling out of your kitchen chair. Your best friend Arthur Kirkland had come over for the day to hang out. Everything was going fine until you asked him if he wanted a snack.

"Sorry love, I've never tried it." he said shrugging his shoulders.

"How could you have never tried nutella!?" you flailed your arms for emphasis. Arthur let out an irritated sigh and ran a hand through his blond, messy hair.

"I just haven't. Alfred always tried but always failed. What's so good about it anyway? Isn't it just nuts?"

You nearly fainted. "Just nuts?! It's not just nuts! It a blend of hazel nuts and chocolaty goodness!" You g
Silly Dreams- EnglandxReader"_____! What are you still doing up, Love?"

You looked up in alarm from your book, "Huh?" You blinked at the man standing above you, holding a cup of tea in his hand. It was your boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland.

"I asked why you're still awake."

"I couldn't sleep…" you stifled a yawn, "So I decided to read a chapter or two of this book."

"And then the whole rest of the series, I see…" Arthur chuckled, gesturing at the pile of novels surrounding you.

"Sue me, it's interesting!" You stuck your tongue out at the Brit.

"I'll leave you to it then…" Arthur rolled his eyes and began to walk away.

"No, wait!" You called after him.

"Yes, dear?" Art
Thank you, Netflix! EnglandxReaderTwo.Thirty.Five.a.m.

That is the ungodly time England was woken up by a phone call.  From the ringtone, "What makes you beautiful" (dawws), he knew it had to be ________.

"It's 2 in the sodding morning, _________. What the bloody hell do you want?!"

"Arthur, you need to get over here. Now."

The serious in her voice as well as what she said kind of… turned him on a little. And it showed in his response.

"W-what? Why?" He asked, a million dirty thoughts going through his head.

"Because… they have 'Once Upon a Time' on Netflix!"

England hung up the phone and practically flew to ________'s house. Sure getting laid would've been b
EnglandXReader: The Internet
     You jolt up quickly, bringing yourself from the verge of sleep.
The time is 2 am. The room around you is dark and quiet. No one else is awake on this fine Saturday night. You sigh and wiggle your computer mouse to reawaken your lovely computer. The black screen lights up once more, illuminating the walls and drawing shadows across your face.

'One more message. I'll reply to one more message…then I'll go to bed…'

You click with years of practice's speed. Images flash past quickly, yet you pay no attention to them, passing the Deviant Art homepage and logging in with extreme typing speed.

'50 Feedback messages? I just repl
Take Care of You England x Reader     Arthur had always been there for (f/n). In Kindergarten, where they met, when her pencil broke, he'd given her one of his. Whenever she got lunch she didn't like, or had forgotten her lunchbox, he shared his lunch with her. When her goldfish died, he'd comforted her.
    He was still there in middle school. When she couldn't go to the first dance because she was sick, he stayed home with her. He auditioned for band with her when she'd been too scared to do so alone. When her first real crush broke her heart, he was there to convince her he was a jerk and didn't deserve her. That was when he realised he loved (f/n).
    And on into h
Snow Storms EnglandxReaderYou were an idiot.

Those reports on the news warning of a blizzard? You ignored them. The lack of snow the past few years had caused you to lose your faith in winter and storms.

So like a fool, you went over to your dear friend Arthur's house today.

You stayed for a good few hours, but uh... you started to get hungry. And you'd heard the rumors about his cooking. Added to the fact that it was getting late and it was rather improper for you to stay so late a guy friend's house.... Well it just seemed like a good time to leave

But when you happened to open the door, you discovered the news report was right! The entire ground was covered in
Sleepy Time!~ (EnglandXReader)Sleepy Time~

EnglandxReader

-----

"Which one should we watch? 'The attack of the evil Domos 2' or the-"

"Love, anyone will do..."

"Are you sure? Because I think the 'The apocalypse of the rainbow gummy bears' is-"

Arthur sighed before you could finish. Sometimes he wonders where the hell do you even get theses movies from.

"Fine then! You try to pick out a movie!" You huffed out.

"But (Name), We watched a movie last night! Could we just go to bed? It's very late." Arthur said as he got up from the couch and turned off the near by lights.

"But!-"

Arthur placed a finger to your lips. "Shhhh, Not tonight (Name). Aren't you tired just a
FranceXReader - Wine    "Are you sure you don't want any wine, _______? Zhere is enough for us~~."
    "You don't remember what happened last time when I drank wine?"
    "I only remember zhe best parts~~."
    "I nearly choked your friends."
    "Zhat is nonsense!"
    "Really? I can call Prussia and Spain up right now."
    "..."
 
    "Oh alright, give me the damn bottle."
    "Oh but you must share it with me~~"
   
    "Give. Me. The. Bottle."
    "..."
    "Now, France."
    "So, no wine for moi? You know, I was 'oping to get you somewhere qui--"
    "Don't even think about it, Francey-pants. Or I'll kick where the sun don't shine."
    "Point taken, ________."
::Cute Magic:: England x Reader"Oh, my, I'm terribly sorry, (Name)," Arthur apologized.

"Pfft~! You were trying to make me into a little kid?" Francis pondered, trying to keep himself from laughing. "Oh, Artie, I didn't think you were –"

"DAMN YOU TO BLOODY HELL, WANKER!"

"Arthur-san, maybe we shouldn't speak such vulgar language in front of (Name)-san," Kiku suggested, trying to calm down the British man. Arthur looked over to (Name) who had her ears covered by Feliciano and looked around curiously at the two men that she couldn't hear.

He sighed as Feliciano took his hands off her ears. "I guess I was lucky. I was looking at the wrong spell. The original idea was to
EnglandxChubby!Reader: Cutie
We all have things about ourselves we’d like to change. For instance you knew that your boyfriend would love to have thinner eyebrows. Due to the nonstop teasing from a certain Frenchman, Arthur was insecure about his eyebrows.
And due to the teasing and ridicule of your female peers you were insecure about your weight.
That was how you ended up on the sofa eating ice cream crying into a pillow.
And that’s where your boyfriend found you.
“__________!”
“Go away!” you moaned stuffing your mouth with (favorite flavor) ice cream. “I’m feeling miserable.”
Arthur sat next to you and put his hand
EnglandxReader .:Sleepless:.“Arthur...?” you said as you opened the door to his room with a slow and loud creak.

You could hear loud thunder noises

“A-Arthur” you said, the light from the lightning flashed light through the window.

He could see your watering eyes.

“What is it,love?” he asked in his usual North London accent, which always seemed to calm your nerves.

The thunder crackled and on cue you whimpered,

“Love, are you scared of the thunder?” Arthur asked half asleep; sitting on his queen sized bed.

“No..it not that.” You said staring in to the dark room, the moonlight that shone through the windo
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EnglandXReader - Baking

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    "Iggy, can we please~~~~?" You pleaded.

    "_______, love . . .you know I can't--"

    "That's why I'm here!"

    "Love . . . ."

    "Pwease Iggy~~~!"

    "_________. . . "

    "Iggy, pwease~~~~~~"

    "Did Alfred teach you his bloody puppy dog look?"
 
    "Maybe~~"

    "Alright, we'll bake some bloody cookies!"

    "Yay!"

    "But, do you really want me to bake?"

    "Of course, I do, Iggy! I'll let you help me!"

    "Can I help?" Peter pipped in, tugging on your shirt.

    "No, you can't." Arthur snarled.

    "Iggy! I think Pe--"

    "Peter! I think we should let ye' brother and his girlfriend have some alone time."

    "ALLISTOR! GET YOUR BUTT UP AND OUT OF THIS KITCHEN, RIGHT NOW."

    "Aye, I see where this be heading. . ."

    "ALLISTOR!"

    "So you two can star--"

    "ALLISTOR KIRKLAND, I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO A PULP."

    "So Artie can m---"

You grabbed one of the kitchen knives and chased the Scotsman around the house, while he was laughing like crazy.

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It's now a mini-series, ermehgard! Well, here's Iggy's and the next will be America, or Canada. . . I'm thinking about doing Mattie's first. But, you never know. :iconpervycanadaplz: OR :iconpervyamericaplz: Who do you want to see next?

**Mini-Series**
:iconsexygermanyplz: Germany: [link]
:iconsexyamericaplz: America: [link]
:iconsexycanadaplz: Canada: [link]
:iconsexyfranceplz: France: [link]
:iconsexyscotlandplz: Scotland: [link]
Feedback is greatly appreciated!

Hetalia, Scotland, Sealand, England (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
You (c) :iconsexyengland2plz:
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~ImaHetaliaFan 4 days ago  New member
I'd be like that...chasig him with a knife...except I'd actually try to throw it at him..
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~melturtle Apr 3, 2013
I think I'd actually be Al, making dirty comments around little kids and laughing while being threatened with a knife. Evert day occurence for me XD.
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~MissKensi Apr 3, 2013  Student Writer
Shhhh, don't traumatize Peter! Ah, being given a death threat is normal in the Kirkland household.
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~melturtle Apr 4, 2013
I cant help it! its like anything that's dirty I HAVE to say, but anything normal and remotely intelligent I CAN'T say!

well if I were in it, it would be even more common XD
im that kinda person that you just wanna strangle
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~MissKensi Apr 4, 2013  Student Writer
xD!

Hey, I found someone like me!
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~melturtle Apr 9, 2013
haha lol not sure is that's a good thing
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~MissKensi Apr 10, 2013  Student Writer
Pffttt, it's totally okay.
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~melturtle Apr 12, 2013
haha thanks
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Mood: Eye Candy ~Japan343 Jan 25, 2013
I laughed really hard at the ending
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~MissKensi Jan 25, 2013  Student Writer
xD Danke!
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